{"id":3626,"date":"2011-05-23T02:32:11","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T07:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blakewilliams.net\/blog\/2011\/05\/cannes-2011-hierarchy\/"},"modified":"2012-02-01T14:29:20","modified_gmt":"2012-02-01T19:29:20","slug":"cannes-2011-hierarchy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blakewilliams.net\/blog\/2011\/05\/cannes-2011-hierarchy\/","title":{"rendered":"Cannes 2011 Hierarchy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve linked respective titles to my reviews hosted over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ioncinema.com\">Ioncinema<\/a>.<br \/>\nThe comments are also being tweeted (@Astrostic)<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Masterpieces<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n&#8211;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Best<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ioncinema.com\/review\/id\/735\"><strong>Melancholia<\/strong> (Lars von Trier)<\/a> &#8211; You don&#8217;t need controversy to make a great film, and this one is stellar. This film is not about an apocalypse, but rejecting preciousness to achieve real happiness; it was such a good idea to screen it after <em><strong>The Tree of Life<\/strong><\/em>, since this is essentially an antidote for that film&#8217;s gloss.<br \/>\n<strong>House of Tolerance<\/strong> (Bertrand Bonello) &#8211; This got me closer to tears than any other film in the festival; stunningly beautiful, more later.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Other Standouts<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Martha Marcy May Marlene<\/strong> (Sean Durkin) &#8211; There are just so many ideas swimming around in it; it&#8217;s still shapeshifting in my head, maybe some of the cult stuff is a tad overblown, but still.<br \/>\n<strong>Drive<\/strong> (Nicholas Winding Refn) &#8211; Beautiful filmmaking da da da a bit shallow da da da doesn&#8217;t matter still amazing da da da what everyone else says da da da&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Elena<\/strong> (Andrey Zvyagintsev) &#8211; Why wasn&#8217;t this in Competition?! Slow-building, meandering, poignant, and a worthwhile progression of Zvyagintsev&#8217;s style, in my opinion.<br \/>\n<strong>The Day He Arrives <\/strong>(Hong Sang-soo) &#8211; One of the more emotionally resonant films I&#8217;ve seen from Hong; no structural gimmicks, just sweet coincidences. (&#8216;Coincidences&#8217; in film&#8217;s language not mine) &#8216;Logical paths created from chaos&#8217; is kind of a pet theme of mine &#8211; it just makes most things better. Then again, that theme is present in many of Hong&#8217;s films I&#8217;ve seen, so maybe it&#8217;s just more &#8216;same old same old&#8217;. Whatever, it&#8217;s really good. (5 days later: Okay, I already thought this was great, but hearing that it has a <em><strong>Groundhog Day<\/strong><\/em> structure is news to me; my opinion of it will almost certainly be going up next time)<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Quite Good<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>This is Not a Film<\/strong> (Jafar Panahi) &#8211; Had this continued on as a Brechtian makeshift construction of Panahi&#8217;s rejected screenplay, I think it would&#8217;ve been a masterpiece. As is, it&#8217;s still potent; had to chuckle at seeing a DVD of Rodrigo Cort\u00e9s&#8217; <strong><em>Buried<\/em><\/strong> on Panahi&#8217;s shelf. I don&#8217;t think that was staged.<br \/>\n<strong>Play<\/strong> (Ruben \u00d6stlund) &#8211; Sententious, yet pleasingly provocative &#038; brilliantly directed film about class, manipulation, and theft; perhaps just a bit too <em><strong>Code Unknown<\/strong><\/em>.<br \/>\n<strong>The Prize<\/strong> (Paula Markovitch) &#8211; Incredibly strong debut; palpable tension watching a second grader try desperately to lead a normal life within her mom&#8217;s protective lies.<br \/>\n<strong>The Silver Cliff<\/strong> (Karim A\u00efnouz) &#8211; I guess it&#8217;s a Martel kind of day! Replace killing the dog in <strong><em>Headless Woman<\/em><\/strong> with getting dumped out-of-the-blue and you&#8217;ve got another bewildered woman, aimlessly trolling a life that used to be familiar; haunting, and some beautiful light texture.<br \/>\n<strong>The Kid With A Bike<\/strong> (Jean-Pierre &#038; Luc Dardenne) &#8211; Loved where it was going until he meets Wex; proceedings typically Dardenne; that&#8217;s never bad, but also not as exciting anymore.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ioncinema.com\/review\/id\/734\"><strong>Porfirio<\/strong> (Alejandro Landes)<\/a> &#8211; Of the recent brigade of sparse, realist South American films, this one excels as a charismatic portrait of a man &#8211; and nation&#8217;s &#8211; immobility. Also, if you must have post-film didactic text, have your protagonist sing it aloud, as his film does.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ioncinema.com\/review\/id\/753\"><strong>Outside Satan<\/strong> (Bruno Dumont)<\/a> &#8211; Dumont is back in the mode of his first two features; austerity is often grueling, but it does pick up significantly once its point finally emerges in the second half. Also, it includes his best sex scene by a mile; the girl came out of her mouth! (not really, but kind of, actually)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ioncinema.com\/review\/id\/774\"><strong>Goodbye<\/strong> (Mohammad Rasoulof)<\/a> &#8211; Resonates quite at bit due to current events that are its raison d&#8217;\u00eatre, but I was too drowsy to say if it stands on its own (&#8216;Stands on its own&#8217;, meaning, if it is as breathtaking with the politics unknown or forgotten, as exceptional filmmaking. This is likely). Anyway, this was my first Rasoulof film; hope to see more (past and future).<br \/>\n<strong>This Must Be the Place<\/strong> (Paolo Sorrentino) &#8211; Color me surprised, but this was not only watchable, but constantly amusing, absurd, and funny; Penn is ridiculous. It made me want to watch <strong><em>Stop Making Sense<\/em><\/strong> again; the Talking Heads music video-esque bit here is as good as any individual moment in the Demme doc. (Actually, I take back that comment, as I just remembered four <strong><em>Stop Making Sense<\/em><\/strong> scenes that beat it. Still good, though) I&#8217;m still surprised that Penn didn&#8217;t annoy the living shit out of me; it might be an &#8216;up is down&#8217; case.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ioncinema.com\/review\/id\/754\"<strong>>Hard Labor<\/strong> (Juliana Rojas &#038; Marco Dutra)<\/a> &#8211; I almost fell asleep in the 1st half, but then the audaciously strange 2nd half left me wide-eyed, heart racing, covered in goosebumps. I can&#8217;t say I &#8216;got it,&#8217; though. Maybe it&#8217;s some kind of critique of lower class labor conditions, but that kind of goes out the window when &#8216;it&#8217; appears.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Good<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>The Skin I Live In<\/strong> (Pedro Almod\u00f3var) &#8211; Auto-pilot Pedro that had all of the ideas I thought it would from reading its short synopsis: good ones, but no risks.<br \/>\n<strong>My Little Princess<\/strong> (Eva Ionesco) &#8211; Eva Ionesco should have played the mother&#8217;s role, and that&#8217;s the only time Ionesco is preferred to Huppert, ever. It&#8217;s Ionesco&#8217;s autobiography of her childhood, posing in her mother&#8217;s erotic photos; lush and conventional, with some sharp dialogue.<br \/>\n<strong>Heat Wave<\/strong> (Jean-Jacques Jauffret) &#8211; Well, the subtitles cut out at about 70% of the way through and never came back on; However, if anyone can tell me what the mother&#8217;s diagnosis is, I think I could form a reaction. What I do know, though, is that it is a perfectly 50-50 genetic hybrid between the Dardenne&#8217;s concerns and <strong><em>Amores Perros<\/em><\/strong>, as raised by <strong><em>Adrienn Pal<\/em><\/strong>.<br \/>\n<strong>Mushrooms<\/strong> (Vimukthi Jayasundara) &#8211; Jayasundara evokes Antonioni and Jia&#8217;s alien urban landscapes with beautiful photography and eerie moods, mixed in with bizarre forest mystics pulled from Weerasethakul. I&#8217;ll need another look to sort through extreme narrative ellipses that led to a detached viewing experience, but in general I was hypnotized.<br \/>\n<strong>Dreileben: Beats Being Dead<\/strong> (Christian Petzold) &#8211; All of these were mostly enjoyable, but feel like three minor films tied together schematically. This one felt like a TV movie, but I thought the same about Jerichow. It&#8217;s the one where I most actively cared about what was happening.<br \/>\n<strong>The Island <\/strong>(Kamen Kalev) &#8211; one of the worst films I&#8217;ve seen this year&#8230;until the awesome final 45 minutes that came completely out of nowhere. Imagine you&#8217;re watching something rancid&#8230; say you&#8217;re an hour into <strong><em>Who Can Kill A Child?<\/em><\/strong>, when all-of-a-sudden, an hour in, it turns into the first half of <em><strong>Network<\/strong><\/em>. I&#8217;d written off Kalev for good, and now feel a need to see it again, in case the first half miraculously works somehow. It seems like part of the movie may be intentionally self-destructive ala <strong><em>Adaptation<\/em><\/strong>, only it idiotically put the bad part at the beginning.<br \/>\n<strong>Dreileben: One Minute of Darkness<\/strong> (Christoph Hochh\u00e4usler) &#8211; Half of this was very good, but it was intercut with a side plot that I couldn&#8217;t engage with, and had a kind of horror element that felt forced.<br \/>\n<strong>Sleeping Beauty<\/strong> (Julia Leigh) &#8211; What the <em>hell<\/em> is this movie about? I don&#8217;t know, but I sure enjoyed watching it not tell me; many scenes are quite haunting.<br \/>\n<strong>Poliss<\/strong> (Ma\u00efwenn) &#8211; Extremely well-made police drama, riveting for the entire length, though it seemed more like a TV pilot than a focused film; the love scenes drag a bit.<br \/>\n<strong>Habemus Papam<\/strong> (Nanni Moretti) &#8211; Great when realist comedy shows Vatican as the absurd ritual that it is, but not-so-great when it&#8217;s just plain silly. Stirring ending.<br \/>\n<strong>Miss Bala<\/strong> (Gerardo Naranjo) &#8211; Shifts from a ho-hum drug trade drama into a stylish, unconventional drug trade drama, yet still remains a drug trade drama.<br \/>\n<strong>Sauna On Moon<\/strong> (Zou Peng) &#8211; Yesterday was &#8216;Jia&#8217; day, after Jayasundara evoked <strong><em>Still Life<\/em><\/strong>, Peng makes sexed-up <strong><em>Platform<\/em><\/strong>\/<strong><em>The World<\/em><\/strong> amalgam that only works in spurts; but when it does, it dazzles (much like Jia).<br \/>\n<strong>Corpo Celeste<\/strong> (Alice Rohrwacher) &#8211; Nice enough little realist coming-of-age-and-religion movie; kinda slight, though; it frequently reminded me of Martel&#8217;s <em><strong>Holy Girl<\/strong><\/em>.<br \/>\n<strong>Dreileben: Don\u2019t Follow Me <\/strong>(Dominik Graf) &#8211; Probably the most detached of the trilogy from the escapee plot, and had the most auteurist sensibility, but I couldn&#8217;t care less about the central dramatic element.<br \/>\n<strong>The Tree of Life<\/strong> (Terrence Malick) &#8211; An approximate quote from the film: &#8220;if you are too good, you won&#8217;t succeed.&#8221; That about sums it up. Precious and universal to the point of saying nil, it&#8217;s basically National Geographic with scrapings of a plot. Ellipses give needed abstraction, but not nearly enough. Obviously, <strong>Tree of Life<\/strong> will be proclaimed by many to be this generation&#8217;s <strong><em>2001<\/em><\/strong>; the difference: Kubrick choked me up with a robot, where Malick left me cold with a human family. Worth noting that this is the first of Malick&#8217;s films that I don&#8217;t think is great.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong> (Markus Schleinzer) &#8211; I&#8217;m not sure it does much with its premise beyond building up layers of irony, but it&#8217;s entirely watchable, which itself is a tad unsettling.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">&#8216;Okay&#8217;<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Breathing<\/strong> (Karl Markovics) &#8211; The protagonist of this movie kind of looks like me; I&#8217;m struggling to say anything else. In&#8230;and out&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Tatsumi<\/strong> (Eric Khoo) &#8211; I&#8217;ve no interest or knowledge in gekiga, manga, anime, etc. This seemed to be a decent enough treatment of the material, but it&#8217;s formally tired, and never impressive.<br \/>\n<strong>Iris in Bloom<\/strong> (Val\u00e9rie Mr\u00e9jen &#038; Bertrand Schefer) &#8211; Generic French, intellectual coming-of-ager, in which a teen and an older photographer muse about love &#038; art. It&#8217;s &#8216;not for me.&#8217;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ioncinema.com\/review\/id\/731\"><strong>Restless<\/strong> (Gus Van Sant)<\/a> &#8211; A death trilogy add-on, as made for to appeal strictly to teens; sweet-natured, but ultimately inoffensive and minor.<br \/>\n<strong>Once Upon A Time In Anatolia<\/strong> (Nuri Bilge Ceylan) &#8211; I&#8217;ve only seen this and <strong><em>Three Monkeys<\/em><\/strong>, so I&#8217;m by no means familiar with Ceylan. I see his appeal, but I haven&#8217;t been able to enjoy him yet. If\/when I do, I have a feeling I&#8217;ll come back to <strong>Anatolia<\/strong> and see it as something truly special. Everything looks <em>amazing<\/em>, and the rigorous way that every scene is drawn out (especially the night search) is exciting in theory. However, it was a bad film to see at 10pm of a five-film day; I think the narrative and drama are neglected, and it felt pretentious at the time. There is no reason why this couldn&#8217;t have been a gripping film <em>and<\/em> a beautiful, contemplative one. The story is quite solid, just hidden in murk. [Update Sept. 2011: nevermind everything I said. I saw this again while actually being awake and it is a near-masterpiece]<br \/>\n<strong>Oslo, August 31st<\/strong> (Joachim Trier) &#8211; Less stylized than <strong><em>Reprise<\/em><\/strong>, but also extracts the non-depressive bits; I don&#8217;t care about depressed druggies relapsing.<br \/>\n<strong>Sleeping Sickness<\/strong> (Ulrich K\u00f6hler) &#8211; Resists any (needed) dramatic element for elliptical themes that intrigue only sporadically; basically, it&#8217;s Claire Denis sans a soul.<br \/>\n<strong>Unforgivable<\/strong> (Andr\u00e9 T\u00e9chin\u00e9) &#8211; Overlong; one trifle after another, and pretty much all of its charms are in the middle third; the outcome for the little dog: unforgivable.<br \/>\n<strong>Guilty of Romance<\/strong> (Sion Sono) &#8211; Sono says his film reflects the way he sees women, with &#8220;fascination and fear.&#8221; He forgot to add &#8220;sluts&#8221; &#038; &#8220;garbage.&#8221; He sure can make a movie, though. If he ever makes something not trying to provoke the ire of an entire gender (or two), I might love it.<br \/>\n<strong>The Slut<\/strong> (Hagar Ben Asher) &#8211; Acted and shot well enough, but it goes exactly where you&#8217;d expect it to, &#038; takes 0 risks getting there (aside from nudity).<br \/>\n<strong>The Artist<\/strong> (Michel Hazanavicius) &#8211; People seemed to love this somehow; it&#8217;s a pretty by-numbers treatment of the idea; watch <em><strong>Singin&#8217; in the Rain<\/strong><\/em> instead. My rating (4.3) maybe should to be a tad lower, but I&#8217;ve got to give a shout-out to the aspect ratio.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ioncinema.com\/review\/id\/732\"><strong>The Fairy<\/strong> (Fiona Gordon, Dominique Abel, &#038; Bruno Romy)<\/a> &#8211; Funny only when it&#8217;s not trying to be (almost never), but it&#8217;s much more often chuckleless inventive; These guys don&#8217;t need to make more films&#8230;they&#8217;re all the same schtick.<br \/>\n<strong>The Giants<\/strong> (Bouli Lanners) &#8211; They awarded this the Directors&#8217; Fortnight top prize for (quoting from memory) &#8220;exposing the evils that face the world today.&#8221; &#8216;Evil&#8217; being weed, an abusive, retarded older brother, &#038; Down syndrome.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ioncinema.com\/review\/id\/729\"><strong>Midnight in Paris<\/strong> (Woody Allen)<\/a> &#8211; Art history 101 that&#8217;s explicitly exploring the familiar idea that we can only love an unfamiliar past; the acting is repellent.<br \/>\n<strong>Beloved<\/strong> (Christophe Honor\u00e9) &#8211; So the Closing film is just as good as the Opening one; this has one of most absurd threesomes ever, even considering pornos.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Difficult to Defend<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Volcano <\/strong>(R\u00fanar R\u00fanarsson)<br \/>\n<strong>We Need to Talk About Kevin<\/strong> (Lynne Ramsay) &#8211; This is just an arthouse <strong>Problem Child<\/strong>; hopefully it will get parents to talk to their kids about the danger of having stupid parents.<br \/>\n<strong>Code Blue<\/strong> (Urszula Antoniak) &#8211; If you live alone, like minimal interior design, and have no friends, you must also be socially retarded and sexually perverted.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ioncinema.com\/review\/id\/733\"><strong>The Silence of Joan<\/strong> (Philippe Ramos)<\/a> &#8211; Given how often this story has been done in cinema, why was this made? Oh, so Amalric can cameo as a priest.<br \/>\n<strong>Magic Trip<\/strong> (Alex Gibney &#038; Alison Ellwood)<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Plain Jane Bad<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>The Other Side of Sleep<\/strong> (Rebecca Daly) &#8211; Pseudo-contemplative, utterly disposable hackery that stole two hours from my side of sleep.<br \/>\n<strong>On the Plank<\/strong> (Le\u00efla Kilani) &#8211; How a movie about girls swindling iPhones could be this impossible to understand makes me think it may be avant-garde gold. While watching it though, I contemplated the missed opportunity in making <strong><em>Arirang<\/em><\/strong> the closing night film instead of <strong><em>Beloved<\/em><\/strong>. Too bad.<br \/>\n<strong>Footnote<\/strong> (Joseph Cedar) &#8211; Oh for god&#8217;s sake. I&#8217;ll avoid the obvious titular joke and just mention that I really hate Jean-Pierre Jeunet.<br \/>\n<strong>Pater<\/strong> (Alain Cavalier) &#8211; Esoteric beyond repair; Cavalier&#8217;s narcissism is mediocre.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Awful<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>The Hunter<\/strong> (Bakur Bakuradze) &#8211; This movie can go ahead and die. Tedious, austere, and shapeless &#8211; all for the sake of being an &#8216;art&#8217; film.<br \/>\n<strong>The Source<\/strong> (Radu Miheileanu) &#8211; Life is filled with simple pleasures, and one of them is knowing that I will never have to see this movie ever again.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ioncinema.com\/review\/id\/584\"><strong>Arirang<\/strong> (Kim Ki-duk)<\/a>&#8211; Maybe this can be defended in some esoteric Buddhist way or something, but this is a DVD extra feature I would turn off after 5 minutes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve linked respective titles to my reviews hosted over at Ioncinema. The comments are also being tweeted (@Astrostic) Masterpieces &#8211; &nbsp; &nbsp; Best Melancholia (Lars von Trier) &#8211; You don&#8217;t need controversy to make a great film, and this one is stellar. 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